Erm do you ever have one of those days that you just wake up and its like you have a horrible feeling that it’s gonna be a shit day and then its even shittier then you imagined…… yes I hear you all say, well today was one of those days for me. From the moment my 6 month old started babbling at 5.30am I thought “holy fuck” today aint gonna be good. Then the getting ready for school saga. I honestly don’t know what it is with 5 year olds. I’m constantly yelling at her to get up but its like she honestly cant be arsed,is this really a 5 year old or a teenager I’m dealing with!
Anyone else get that jealous feeling when you see your other half donning the suit and tie and heading off to join the corporate world for the day and have the office banter that I crave! He appears to notice that Im slightly off but refrains from asking too much which puts me in an even more fouler mood. It appears to be a typical male thing… they know that something is wrong but decline to comment for fear of the eruption!!! Yes I have one of those. So while he’s off enjoying the perks of a working life, I frantically start my morning rush. Unload the dishwasher, make the packed lunch, put the washing machine on, make the beds, my list is endless! The result of my hectic and stressful morning – I roll up looking like I’ve been dragged through a field while a lot of the other mummies are pristine!!! Part of me thinks, good for you and the other part is like, “take an extra hour in bed love” I’m sure they must think I’ve just rolled off some campsite!
By the end of the day I’m ready to be locked in a soundproof padded room so I can bounce off the walls and scream like a lunatic and have my 5 minute mental breakdown. After this I can calmly re-join my family unit as if the bad shitty day never happened!
All I can say is thank f**k its Friday.
Happy weekend all – Love Gxxx